Beverage Blender Pillows

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

A Good Batch.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

You've Had Enough!

The Alpha Seltzer

"I said slime."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

Wine taster with mineral water

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'll have the usual."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'