Beverage Blender Pillows

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

A Good Batch.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I said slime."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'll have the usual."