Blender Barista Pillows

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No ice.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."