Blender Barista Gifts

Milk. Milk Shake. Milk Duds.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Selling lemon latt�

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Today's special... donuts.

We'll have Manhattans...

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Join me in a Martini?