Barista Gifts

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

Coffee options.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

The miracle of genetic engineering

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

Green Coffee

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"You have to know how to work the machine."

Starbucks on the Moon

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

What your coffee preparation method says about you...

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'