Barista Gifts

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Coffee options.

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

The miracle of genetic engineering

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

Green Coffee

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

"You have to know how to work the machine."

Starbucks on the Moon

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

What your coffee preparation method says about you...

'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'

Caution! Contents may be horribly overpriced.

'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."