Barista Buddy Gifts

"I understood there would be catfish..."

"I'll explain later, but for now let's stick with the old - albeit confusing - size descriptions."

Coffee Menu

"That's very offensive."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Can I have flies with that'

Coffee shop

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'You've had enough!'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'