Barista Expertise Gifts

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'Who gets the decaf?'

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Coffee shop

'The King of what?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"