Beverage Bumbler Pillows

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

Hipster Coffee

Scientist with test tube.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My wine! My bubbles!"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

'Film extras drinks night'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Bra falling from the sky.

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'I'm Sorry.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

'I hate grocery shopping.'

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."