Belief Pillows

Prayers For Agnostics

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Tiny Visions

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

The ten ammendments

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I have an app for that."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Nun Binning the Devil

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'