Belief Gifts

Prayers For Agnostics

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Tiny Visions

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"