Belief Systems Gifts

'We look for someone willing to work for a higher sense of purpose since we can't offer money.'

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Look, I've got a really BUSY day planned. I just don't have time for a complete shakedown of my belief system!'

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Are you saying my faith is a crutch?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"The irony is that I don't believe in hell."

"Of course I believe in god. . . I need all the help I can get!"

"No, Midheaven is not the same thing as purgatory."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"Life, work, politics, money, religion. . . you poor guy, you took all of it seriously?!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Do you believe in predestination?"

"You prayed for me to stop mocking your religion, yet I'm still doing it? It's almost as if your god is not real."

Existence 2.0

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Get an afterlife!'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."