Belief System Philosopher Gifts

Looking for gifts for the philosopher or thinker in your life? Our collection celebrates belief systems and philosophical ideas with witty, inspiring designs. Perfect for sparking conversation and deep contemplation, these products blend humor and insight seamlessly.

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"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."

"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system." mockup

"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."

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Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces mockup

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!' mockup

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..." mockup

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

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Welcome: Skeptics Society

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual." mockup

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

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"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts." mockup

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week." mockup

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

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The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon. mockup

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

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"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

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"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality." mockup

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

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Priest

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"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are." mockup

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

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Out for lunch... GOD

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more. mockup

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience." mockup

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

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"So Jesus, what denomination are you?" mockup

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

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Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!' mockup

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

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"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby." mockup

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

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Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head. mockup

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

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Your angel is always with you

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'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.' mockup

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

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'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!' mockup

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

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'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.' mockup

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

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"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon." mockup

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

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'So it wasn't b*****t after all.' mockup

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

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'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.' mockup

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

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'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?' mockup

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

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Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven. mockup

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

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Belief System Philosopher Gifts Collection

Belief System Philosopher Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring belief system themes and philosophical quotes to start your mornings with wit and wisdom.

Belief System Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring philosophical humor and insight into your living space—comfort meets contemplation.

Belief System Philosopher Prints

Decorate your home or office with prints inspired by belief systems and philosophy—thoughtful art for the reflective mind.

Belief System Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts inspired by philosophical ideas and belief systems—wear your thoughts and make a statement.