Belief Systems Explorer Gifts

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Confirmation Bias

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Religion, This End Up

"He's mad at God."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

Venus Fly Trap

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome Back.

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

"The irony is that I don't believe in hell."

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"What a coincidence. We're religious 'nones', too."

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'