Belief Systems Curious Gifts

How about this - I'll leave some literature, you think about our conversation, then you decide later if you'll join me in marriage.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"He's mad at God."

Your angel is always with you

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

Santa Believes In God.

"What's the point of algebra?"

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'The end is near.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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