Belief Explorer Gifts

Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Born again Atheist

Man with sign stating "Faithless - please help."

'What's more - if you transfer from your present religion today, you'll qualify for our special introductory offer of forgiveness of all sins and guaranteed everlasting life.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

Door To Door Atheists

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

Art Gallery with Signs for Religious paintings, Atheist paintings, and Agnostic paintings.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Does God know we don't believe in him?"

"No, Midheaven is not the same thing as purgatory."

"Life, work, politics, money, religion. . . you poor guy, you took all of it seriously?!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'