Belief Examiner Gifts

"Pity he was an atheist....all dressed up with nowhere to go."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Office of quality assurance"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Examiners.

Saying Grace.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Holy Bible

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Confirmation Bias

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'