Faith Tester Gifts

'We were just testing our faith.'

"We were just testing our faith."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Tiny Visions

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Father

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Drive-thru Church

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Nun Binning the Devil

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Please help me up."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'