Belief Questioner Gifts

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Today there was fierce rioting between different religious orientations. Numerous people were killed or injured."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Where were the wise women?'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Confusionism'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Soren Kierkegaard

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Thank you for not praying."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Berkeley Webcams

Progressions.

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

"Not the God I expected."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

Church Growth

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."