Faith Analyst Gifts

Richard Dawkins realises there is a God after all.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Confirmation Bias

'Confusionism'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Church: Open Sundays

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'