Faith Advocate Gifts

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Grace For Flies

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Slavery Reparations

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Nun Binning the Devil

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'