Faith Advocate Gifts

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Grace For Flies

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Slavery Reparations

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Nun Binning the Devil

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Holy Bible

'It's a silent protest.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

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