Faithful Advocate Gifts

True Believer

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'It's a silent protest.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

What To Do About Homelessness

Gay and lesbian support group.

"He can't stop digressing."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Syria

"Is this your first marathon?"

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

The Victorious Turtle

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"

Shut Up

"Shhhhh! Nora and I are illegal."

"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

Asylum Hourglass