Faithful Advocate Mugs

True Believer

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'It's a silent protest.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"He can't stop digressing."

Gay and lesbian support group.

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

Syria

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

The Victorious Turtle

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

Asylum Hourglass

"Shhhhh! Nora and I are illegal."

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"

Shut Up

"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"

UK and EU nations are welcoming Ukrainians with open arms. non-Ukrainian citizens face an uncertain immediate future.