Warm-hearted Advocate Gifts

Prejudice/Empathy

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Be kind"

"I don't leave home without it!"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

Horace Mann

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Ted Kennedy.

Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers

Inequality Protests

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"You're a nice guy, Stevenson. Let's work on a way to weaponize that."