Faith Warrior Gifts

My belief is better than yours!

Nun Binning the Devil

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Anti-war libra.

Monk Prompt

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Saying Grace.