Faithful Warrior Gifts

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Woman looking into a mirror

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Nun Binning the Devil

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Militant Pacifists

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Spiritual Lives Matter

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Well, here we are again.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'