Faithful Warrior Mugs

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Woman looking into a mirror

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Nun Binning the Devil

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Militant Pacifists

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Pope Francis

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Decisions a Pope makes

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"But how many followers do you have?"