Faithful Rebel Mugs

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Monk Prompt

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'