Faithful Rebel Pillows

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Monk Prompt

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

Spiritual Lives Matter