Rebel With A Cause Pillows

A lecture on the subject of questioning authority...

"This is my son. I'm grooming him to take over from me."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

'It's a great CD. It's designed to annoy adults.'

Criminal Teenager.

'Heavy Metal or not, I'm your mother! One bad word, and I'm going to wash out your mouth with this bar of soap'!

Booger-Boy Scandal 2: 'Ok, class. . . who was the king of England when the United States won it's independence?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Suggestion box saying - 'put it in writing.'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

Hells singles

Smoking outside church: 'God! I needed that!'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Move away from a managerial mind-set focused on the now to focus on a medium-term and long-term perspective.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"He gets a little bolder every time we pass by."

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

Hell's Ethics

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

"But why can't we question authority together?"

"You're not standing in the designated protest area."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"