Rebel With A Wine Cause Pillows

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'I figured I was in hell when I saw the wine list - 800 selections, and they're all white zinfandels.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

Revolution against capitalism.

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

Cows From The Streets

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"You're not standing in the designated protest area."

"You see it right?"

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."