Rebel With A Wine Cause Prints

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'I figured I was in hell when I saw the wine list - 800 selections, and they're all white zinfandels.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Cows From The Streets

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Revolution against capitalism.

"You see it right?"

"You're not standing in the designated protest area."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'