Wine Aficionado With A Twist Prints

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Wine Lady

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now I really hate poetry."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I make it myself!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Wordplay: Export.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"So the wife says to me, you need to take the dog out..." "Wine list, please."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The wine-shop

'S'more wine?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Cheers

Catch and release dating.

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"