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Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Thou Shalt Not!

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Pirates at the mall.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Whatever!

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Biker family

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

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Circle and square.

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."