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Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Thou Shalt Not!

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Pirates at the mall.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Whatever!

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Biker family

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

Circle and square.

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'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.