Beverage Rebel Pillows

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Thou Shalt Not!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

Pirates at the mall.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"