Beverage Believers Pillows

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Happy Hour

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

I feel great! You're a brilliant psychiatrist, Dr. Pukachkin! The name's Kapuchnik, Al

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

The Corkscrew Thrower

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Good duck, bad duck.

Scariest Tactics