Beverage Buffs Pillows

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'We'll take it!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

Madoff and devil.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."