Beverage Buffs Prints

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'We'll take it!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Madoff and devil.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."