Brewing Buff Prints

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'You've had enough.'