Baking Buff Prints

Hot Cross Buns/Tired and Emotional Buns

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

'It's from the cat. I think it's a pound cake.'

"Tell me about these nightmares."

Bread bin. Shortbread bin

Work here and I'll guarantee you'll get all the dough you'll ever knead!

Oops.

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

"Bake for 17 commercials."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Don't bother your father. He's been in a sourdough mood all day."

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

Fluffy, Moist, Light Entertainment.

Whisk

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"You have a yeast infection."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Harold Plump: 'Here I lie . . . no apple pie.'

'The dog ate my homework.'

"As we consign the body of our good friend, Bill the baker..."

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?"

Active dry yeast

Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker

"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."

"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'