Breakfast Buff Prints

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

Gullib-Os

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"After my business breakfast, I'll be going directly to the office."

'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

'Did you forget to feed the canary again, Janet?'

'It's a note from my school bus driver. He wants all kids to stop eating sugar coated cereal for breakfast. He says he can't handle thirty sugar highs.'

'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

Let me guess, it's time for breakfast.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'I've just realised I missed breakfast.'

'I'm afraid we've got a cereal killer on our hands!'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"As you can see, I've gotten in way over my head."

Bram Stoker's Spatula.