Breakfast Buffs Prints

Breakfast Special

Breakfast Ideas. I fixed the cable box during this cooking show. I unscrambled the eggs!

"I'm telling you Guv, this is the work of a cereal killer"

'I felt that!'

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Baking

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Full English Breakfast.

Non-Power Breakfast

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.