Brunch Buff Prints

"4 eggs, no discernable style."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Full English Breakfast.

Baking

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Great coffee, Carole."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."