Brunch Buff Gifts

"4 eggs, no discernable style."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Full English Breakfast.

Baking

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Great coffee, Carole."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Gullib-Os

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."