Booze Buffs Pillows

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Designer Beer

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

The Alpha Seltzer

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'You've had enough.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!