Booze Buster Pillows

"I have no head for show business."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

In case of falling markets break glass.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine of the Day Club

My first mistake.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Stag night high jinks.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Dauber Micawber'