Booze Buster Gifts

"I have no head for show business."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'