Booze Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Beer....Beer Fart.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

In case of falling markets break glass.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine of the Day Club

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Join me in a beer?

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Stag night high jinks.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'You drink like a fish.'

Fallen Angel.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Dauber Micawber'

'You've had enough!'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.