Booze Aficionado Gifts

Two men drinking claret

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'The say 'Love makes the world go round'. Whisky has the same effect on me!'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Yes, recommended by one out of ten doctors.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Punch Drunk"

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"