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Two men drinking claret

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'The say 'Love makes the world go round'. Whisky has the same effect on me!'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Yes, recommended by one out of ten doctors.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Punch Drunk"

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

You're the botanicals in my gin