Booze Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Egads! I must have been sick last night.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

We'll have Manhattans...

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Beer Stall

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beers

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"