Booze Buddies T-Shirts

Boozing aliens!

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

We'll have Manhattans...

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I know it's gassy...'

Shaken not stirred

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Tequila Mockingbird

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."